This is my attempt at humor while I think about more serious, thought-inducing things to blog about.
1. "I'll set up that interview for you, but from now on I want you to refer to me as 'Deepthroat.'"
2. "How much does it cost to write a story about my client?"
3. "You're only blogging for the paper? I'm sorry, but my client prefers to work with a real reporter."
4. "Remember during the interview when my client compared his competitor's workforce to "slave labor"? Can you just strike that from the conversation?"
5. "Why, yes, this is the Brad who called you from ABC Tech Company. I just want to make sure you received the ten voicemails I left regarding our upcoming product launch."
6. "I need to know what you look like so my executive can pick you out from the crowd when you arrive at tomorrow's event. On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rank yourself?"
7. "I'm sorry to hear you've been laid off. Can make sure the profile piece we worked on together runs before you are asked to clean out your desk."
8. "What's Twitter?"
9. "I would be happy to offer you a demo of our product, but the last time we did that you wrote a particularly scathing review that we were not happy with."
10. "Can we still be Facebook friends?"

