29
Jun 10

Fred Durst Teaches Us How To Use Twitter

If your musical tastes were formed in the late-90′s, chances are you worshipped Fred Durst and his rock/rap hybrid group, Limp Bizkit.

Their debut album, Three Dollar Bill, Yall$, was so unexpected and out-of-place – ”Wannabe” by the Spice Girls, and “Barbie Girl” by Aqua, were lighting up the charts in 1997 – that millions of young and impressionable people couldn’t help but get swept up in the musical anger that Fred & Co. provided.

But after the release of a couple more wildly, albeit suggestively-titled, albums, they disappeared just as quickly as they stormed onto the scene. They were seemingly destined for a future version of “Where Are They Now?”, which is why I was just as shocked as you were when I learned Fred Durst was using Twitter.

“Wasn’t he recently busted for cheating on Sandra Bullock?” was my first response, also.

But when I investigated his account, I was stunned to realize that he is putting on a Twitter clinic. There are numerous bloggers and so-called “experts” who explain how to properly use Twitter. But Fred Durst is the only man who is leading by example.

I pulled some of his recent tweets as a guide on how to successfully use Twitter.

Rule #1: Promote others, not yourself.

New @Eminem album is fucking brilliant.
@freddurst
Fred Durst

Rule #2: Be sure to dole out useful advice.

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves - ae
@freddurst
Fred Durst

Rule #3: Ask questions.

What do you think of the smoking baby? He smokes 40 cigs a day! It's freaky deaky to me. So bizarre.
@freddurst
Fred Durst

Rule #4: Engage with your audience.

lmbo RT @Forest013 Man I am so fucking tired of limp bizkit and @freddurst when will that band just fucking go away?
@freddurst
Fred Durst

Rule #5: Geolocation is hot – use it to enhance your tweets.

Cracking up at some young woman taking a pee on sunset blvd. When you gotta go, you gotta go!
@freddurst
Fred Durst

I know people like Chris Brogan and Sarah Evans know a thing or two about Twitter, but do they do it all for the nookie?


19
Aug 09

10 Things Not to Say To a Reporter

This is my attempt at humor while I think about more serious, thought-inducing things to blog about.

1. "I'll set up that interview for you, but from now on I want you to refer to me as 'Deepthroat.'" 

2. "How much does it cost to write a story about my client?"

3. "You're only blogging for the paper? I'm sorry, but my client prefers to work with a real reporter."

4. "Remember during the interview when my client compared his competitor's workforce to "slave labor"?  Can you just strike that from the conversation?" 

5. "Why, yes, this is the Brad who called you from ABC Tech Company.  I just want to make sure you received the ten voicemails I left regarding our upcoming product launch."

6. "I need to know what you look like so my executive can pick you out from the crowd when you arrive at tomorrow's event.  On a scale of 1 to 10, where would you rank yourself?"

7. "I'm sorry to hear you've been laid off.  Can make sure the profile piece we worked on together runs before you are asked to clean out your desk."

8. "What's Twitter?"

9. "I would be happy to offer you a demo of our product, but the last time we did that you wrote a particularly scathing review that we were not happy with."

10. "Can we still be Facebook friends?"  


11
Jul 09

Al Madrigal Explains Parenthood

If you are a parent, you will be nodding your head (and laughing) through the entire clip. 


But even if you’re not a parent, it’s pretty damn funny.