As the title suggests, this is an imagining of Twitter usage during key moments in world history if, you know, Twitter existed. If all goes well, it might become an ongoing item. If all doesn’t go well, you never read this post, got it?
Just got done talking to my Dad. Headed back to see the guys. I’m wary of this Judas fellow.
Looking for my other lantern. Things are about to spiral out of control. Better get to the church to warn @Hancock and @HopsLover
Just met a guy named Steve who lives down the hall. Had some pretty innovative ideas. Looking forward to spending more time with him.
Deciding upon which top hat to sport tonight. Going with MT to see “My American Cousin.” Should be a blast.
Almost bit it stepping down from the ladder. That would have been embarrassing. Buzz is giving me grief.
RT @DallasInhabitor Just witnessed president get shot. Motorcade sped off soon after. Swear I heard shots from building and grassy hill.
Rodrigo just yelled they’ve spotted land. Wasn’t really expecting to find it here. We’ll be docking shortly and exploring.
We have returned to Roanoke to find nobody left. Someone found “CROATOAN” carved into tree. Will explore if weather subsides.
Right stomping gig performed tonight at the church. Met a chap named Paul who seems to be the right sort for the band.
I have convinced my men to cross the river at night. We might light fires to give off the appearance of our presence. Hope it works.