When you become a parent, your life becomes exponentially more exciting.
Take me and my wife, for example.
The highlight of our day is watching Dexter after we put our daughter to bed. (We don't want her exposed to the F word at such an early age.) And watching a show that makes you feel sympathy for a serial killer can cause your brain to go to places it shouldn't, like where Dexter can teach public relations practitioners to be better at, well, their practice.
Rule #1: Adhere to 'The Code'. The code of ethics, of course. Just like Dexter has a specific code he follows when choosing his victims, we must follow an ethical code when we go about our day-to-day business. You don't want to be one of those professionals who thinks nobody will notice if they, I don't know, misrepresent themselves for one little story. Bad things will happen, man. Bad things.
Rule #2: Pay attention to the spatter. When Dexter tests the blood spatter pattern caused by a candlestick being forced into a victim's head, the result is a nonsensical pattern that only makes sense to a trained professional. When you're crafting an e-mail pitch for a large swath of journalists, make sure there is a method to your madness. The results of a mail merge catastrophe can be deadly, and nobody wants to clean up that mess.
Rule #3: Be meticulous. When Dexter kills one of his victims, he makes sure his "kill room" is covered from floor to ceiling in plastic so none of the evidence leaks out, and he can, essentially, take the room with him when he disposes of the body. In public relations, nothing is worse than being a sloppy professional. Spell check will only get you so far. Even if it's something as simple as an e-mail to your colleague about a meeting, take the time to check for spelling and grammatical errors. Our words are what make us successful. Don't disregard them.
Rule #4: Begin a relationship. One way to throw off the scent, if you're a serial killer, is to have a public relationship, since we all know that's like at the opposite end of the psychopath spectrum. Same goes in PR. Kind of. While we do write strategy, create campaigns and brainstorm possibilities, coverage is the name of the game. So, striking up relationships with reporters is a no-brainer. Without them, we don't have a career, so it's imperative that we deliver what we promise. The quickest way to burning that relationship bridge is if they view you as unreliable. Take the time to nurture it, then add water on a regular basis and watch it grow.
Rule #5: Don't allow yourself to get caught. This is the most important rule of all -- for both serial killers and PR practitioners -- and it ties in with Rule #1. The account manager who thinks it's okay to pay people to write positive reviews for his or her client's product and post them on-line, or the account supervisor who gathers a stable of Tweeters to draft favorable "tweets" about his client, will always be caught. Yes, there is a time and a place for new tactics, but take a minute to think about what you're doing before you do it. If the majority says it goes against some societal or professional norm, it probably does.

